No foreign holidays before at least May 17, says Boris Johnson

Foreign travel for leisure and holidays will be banned until at least May 17, Boris Johnson revealed today, causing ‘dismay’ for travellers and the aviation industry who say it is ‘too late’ to restart flights. The Prime Minister’s diktat will cause more pain for holidaymakers as well as airlines and holiday companies who have lost … Read more

Boris Johnson announces no hairdressers to reopen before April 12

Boris Johnson has announced that hair and beauty salons in England will reopen on April 12th, after more than three months of closure, causing hairdressers and salon owners to hit out at the government, with some urging them to cut VAT. Speaking to parliament today the the Prime Minster said salons, non-essential retail, and personal … Read more

Boris Johnson finally reveals his roadmap out of lockdown

Boris Johnson defied huge pressure from Tories and business today to unveil an ultra-cautious ‘roadmap’ out of lockdown. Announcing his long-awaited four-phase exit strategy, the PM warned the ‘threat remains’ and cases, hospitalisations and deaths will rise in the coming months as no vaccines can offer 100 per cent protection for the whole population.  ‘At … Read more

Gym bosses urge Boris Johnson to let them reopen by May

Today, Boris Johnson will take the first step on a ‘cautious – but irreversible’ journey towards bringing the country out of lockdown as he sets out his roadmap for the next few months.  Cautious because of what happened in December last year when a short period of loosening caused a huge spike in cases; irreversible … Read more

Boris Johnson takes Dilyn for jog in show of support after claims he wanted pooch ‘SHOT’

Dilyn appears to now be out of the dog house as Boris Johnson was seen taking him for a run today just days after calling for someone to ‘please shoot that f****** dog’ after he gnawed his way through antiques at Chequers. The PM – wearing a jumper, Adidas shorts and his favourite red beanie … Read more

Ray Donovan actor Octavius Johnson accused of tossing a fire extinguisher toward a woman jogging

Ray Donovan actor Octavius Johnson was arrested in Burbank on accusations he tossed a fire extinguisher toward a woman jogging Cops say actor, 26, matched the description of the suspected attacker   He was also charged with resisting arrest after leading police on a foot chase  Johnson portrayed the role of Marvin Gaye Washington the HBO … Read more

Save our army! Four top generals band together to demand Boris Johnson calls a halt to troop cuts

Four generals have issued an unprecedented plea to Boris Johnson to withdraw plans to axe 10,000 soldiers from the Army. The commanders, with decades of frontline service behind them, say the UK will no longer be taken seriously as a military power if the numbers are cut. The Army is widely expected to be reduced to … Read more

Boris Johnson must end ban on outdoor sports now, top scientist urges

Boris Johnson must end ban on outdoor sports now, top scientist urges, as Covid hospitalisations, cases and deaths ‘plunge’ and vaccinations soar Professor Mark Woolhouse calls for accelerated ease of lockdown restrictions  Says small numbers of adults and kids should be allowed to play sports outside  Added the data is so promising that outdoor sports … Read more

Boris Johnson ‘wants a giant ROUNDABOUT under Isle of Man’ to connect Britain with Northern Ireland

Boris Johnson wants to build a giant roundabout under the Isle of Man that connects three tunnels  to Northern Ireland, sources claim, but one aide dismisses it as a ‘bats***’ scheme.  The latest extravagant transport idea backed by Boris Johnson could see three tunnels heading out from England and Scotland, arriving at a roundabout dubbed … Read more

‘America is back!’: Boris Johnson praises President Joe Biden at Munich conference but snubs Trump

Boris Johnson praised Joe Biden for putting the United States back as ‘leader of the free world’ – and snubbed Donald Trump by saying we are now ‘turning a corner’.  Speaking to the annual Munich Security Conference virtually on Friday, President Biden used his first address before a global audience to declare that ‘America is back, … Read more