Russian colonel offers to conscript cheating boyfriends on International Women’s Day

Is your boyfriend cheating on you? Tell us and we’ll conscript him into the Russian Army: Colonel’s extraordinary offer on International Women’s Day Russian women urged to get revenge on cheating lovers by telling the army   Colonel Yury Khromov, 63, said errant partners could then be conscripted  Offering it up as a ‘gift’, he tells … Read more

Major general accused of swindling £50k ‘was reported by Colonel’

An Army general accused of swindling nearly £50,000 in private school fees was reported by a colonel concerned he was never at home, a court martial heard today. Major General Nick Welch, 54, allegedly claimed his wife Charlotte was living at the  London residence he moved into upon staring a top job at the Ministry of Defence. It … Read more

Major general accused of swindling £50k ‘was reported by Colonel’

An Army general accused of swindling nearly £50,000 in private school fees was reported by a colonel concerned he was never at home, a court martial heard today. Major General Nick Welch, 54, allegedly claimed his wife Charlotte was living at the  London residence he moved into upon staring a top job at the Ministry of Defence. It … Read more

Gary Lineker transforms into KFC’s Colonel Sanders as he sports a white goatee for new Walkers ad

He bares a striking resemblance to the KFC founder.   And Gary Lineker made the most of the similarity as he transformed into Colonel Sanders in a new ad for Walker’s Crisps. The football star, 60, is seen sporting a goatee and wearing the businessman’s famous white suit as he lines up with its reflection in the … Read more

Colonel Gaddafi’s daughter-in-law ‘drove her 4×4 into police and pedestrians’

The daughter-in-law of late Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi is suspected of ramming her car into police and pedestrians in a road rage attack in Damascus.  Arab media reported that Aline Skaf is wanted by Syrian security agents after witnesses described a 4×4 running into crowds in the country’s capital. The former model is said to have … Read more

Retired Colonel, 84, ‘rather amused’ by ‘sad news’ of his OWN death in Army newsletter 

Colonel Ron Back, 84, who served in the Army for 38 years, said he was completely taken aback when he read his own obituary in the publication. Pictured: Back while serving as a Major A retired Colonel was shocked to read the ‘sad news’ of his own death in an Army newsletter. Colonel Ron Back, … Read more

Calls for the Home Secretary to press for one of Colonel Gaddafi’s key lieutenants to be extradited 

Victims of Libyan-sponsored IRA terrorism call on the Home Secretary to press for one of Colonel Gaddafi’s key lieutenants to be extradited Abdullah al-Senussi, 68, in Libyan jail alongside a fellow Lockerbie bomb suspect One of Colonel Gaddafi’s key lieutenants thought to be mastermind behind attack which blew up New York-bound Pan Am flight 103 … Read more

Lieutenant Colonel who squeezed bottom of fellow officer’s wife is dismissed from Army

A high-ranking officer was today dismissed from the Army for sexually assaulting a colleague’s ‘vulnerable’ wife by squeezing her bottom while she was at hospital with her severely injured son. Lieutenant Colonel Gordon Edwards was standing in a queue at the hospital’s coffee shop when he ‘tried his luck’ because he thought he could ‘get … Read more

Ex-Austrian colonel ‘is Russia informant whose info could have helped plan Salisbury attack’

Martin Moller, 72, has reportedly been identified as a Russian informant on NATO, in an operation by security services across Europe – including MI6 A retired Austrian colonel turned ‘Russian informant’ gave information which was ‘likely’ to have been used to help plan the Salisbury Novichock poisonings, it has been claimed. Martin Moller, 72, has reportedly … Read more

Lieutenant Colonel, 59, accused of groping colleague’s wife’s bottom

A high-ranking Army officer was today convicted of sexually assaulting a colleague’s wife by squeezing her bottom while she was at hospital with her severely injured son. Lieutenant Colonel Gordon Edwards was standing in a queue at the hospital’s coffee shop when he ‘tried his luck’ and thought he could ‘get away with a quick … Read more