A number of Paramount and CBS celebrities were seen climbing atop ‘Mount Paramount’ in several Super Bowl ads, with Patrick Stewart and Stephen Colbert waiting for them in the final ad, just before halftime.
The ad featured a hodgepodge of celebs such as Jersey Shore’s Snooki, S.W.A.T.’s Shemar Moore, Dora the Explorer, Survivor’s Jeff Probst and many more.
As they reached the summit of this fictional mountain seen in the Paramount logo, they’re greeted by none other than Star Trek: Picard star Patrick Stewart and The Late Show host Stephen Colbert.
Sir Patrick: A number of Paramount and CBS celebrities were seen climbing atop ‘Mount Paramount’ in several Super Bowl ads, with Patrick Stewart and Stephen Colbert waiting for them in the final ad, just before halftime
Celebs: The ad featured a hodgepodge of celebs such as Jersey Shore’s Snooki, S.W.A.T.’s Shemar Moore, Dora the Explorer, Survivor’s Jeff Probst and many more
Drinks: As they reached the summit of this fictional mountain seen in the Paramount logo, they’re greeted by none other than Star Trek: Picard star Patrick Stewart and The Late Show host Stephen Colbert
Stewart was seen wearing a tuxedo drinking a cocktail, while Colbert tends bar, as Stewart reveals it was him who ‘summoned you all up here.’
Moore asks, ‘But why?’ while Young Sheldon star Iain Armitage figured it out, stating, ‘Don’t you see? This is a metaphor for how we’re all streaming on Paramount Plus now.’
Stewart reveals he’s correct, adding, ‘Bingo, genius,’ though The Late Late Show host James Corden angrily adds, ‘Sorry, you mean we climbed all the way up this mountain for a metaphor?’ as The Good Fight star Christine Baranski subtly adds, ‘Well, some of us did.’
Tux: Stewart was seen wearing a tuxedo drinking a cocktail, while Colbert tends bar, as Stewart reveals it was him who ‘summoned you all up here’
Metaphor: Moore asks, ‘But why?’ while Young Sheldon star Iain Armitage figured it out, stating, ‘Don’t you see? This is a metaphor for how we’re all streaming on Paramount Plus now’
Metaphor: Stewart reveals he’s correct, adding, ‘Bingo, genius,’ though The Late Late Show host James Corden angrily adds, ‘Sorry, you mean we climbed all the way up this mountain for a metaphor?’ as The Good Fight star Christine Baranski subtly adds, ‘Well, some of us did’
Stewart adds that the metaphor is, ‘elegant storytelling’ though not all agree, with Blue Bloods star Tom Selleck adding he, ‘lost a glove.’
CBS News journalist Gayle King says she’s ‘going home,’ when Stewart reveals another surprise, ‘You silly goose. You are home. We live here now,’ which brings some odd looks from Star Trek: Discovery star Anson Mount.
Snooki asks, ‘What are we supposed to do up here?’ to which Stewart responds, ‘We dance,’ as Colbert bemoans, ‘Sure, let’s make it weirder.’
No glove: Stewart adds that the metaphor is, ‘elegant storytelling’ though not all agree, with Blue Bloods star Tom Selleck adding he, ‘lost a glove’
Gayle: CBS News journalist Gayle King says she’s ‘going home,’ when Stewart reveals another surprise, ‘You silly goose. You are home. We live here now,’ which brings some odd looks from Star Trek: Discovery star Anson Mount
Weirder: Snooki asks, ‘What are we supposed to do up here?’ to which Stewart responds, ‘We dance,’ as Colbert bemoans, ‘Sure, let’s make it weirder’
He presses a green ‘Don’t Touch’ button which brings up a large snow globe, of sorts, where Spongebob Squarepants singing David Glen Eisley’s Sweet Victory.
Naturally, this leaves the group dumbfounded, while DJ Khaled – who has one of his Grammy’s danging from around his neck – stating, ‘Patrick Stewart, you’re crazy for this one.’
Sir Patrick starts dancing away, as Trevor Noah comes up and asks Tom Selleck what’s happening, who responds, ‘We’re metaphors. We live here now.’
Crazy: Naturally, this leaves the group dumbfounded, while DJ Khaled – who has one of his Grammy’s danging from around his neck – stating, ‘Patrick Stewart, you’re crazy for this one’
Metaphors: Sir Patrick starts dancing away, as Trevor Noah comes up and asks Tom Selleck what’s happening, who responds, ‘We’re metaphors. We live here now’
Colbert asks the group to, ‘dance like a metaphor, how hard is that,’ adding, ‘come on, frolic,’ while the creepy Samara from The Ring movies makes a cameo.
The commercial ends with Stewart stating, ‘And so they all lived happily ever after on this mountain of entertainment… which is also a streaming service.’
Paramount Plus, which is the new rebranded version of CBS All Access, will debut on March 4.
Metaphor: Colbert asks the group to, ‘dance like a metaphor, how hard is that,’ adding, ‘come on, frolic,’ while the creepy Samara from The Ring movies makes a cameo