Footballers’ Wives’ Susie Amy beams in throwback snap

Season One, 2002: A sexual predator nurse, coma-inducing attack, burnt breasts and a LOT of romps

Here come the girls: The original stars of the show included Zoe alongside Katharine Monaghan, playing Donna Walmsley, Gillian Taylforth, as Jackie Pascoe, and Susie Amy, playing Chardonnay Lane Pascoe (left-right)

Frank’s attack: After Jason Turner (Cristian Solimeno) is lied to about a new recruit on the team, he and wife Tanya attack Earls Park’s chairman Frank Laslett (John Forgeham). After passing off the attack as a car accident, they frequently visit him in court, where Tanya discovers manic nurse Jeanette Dunkley (John Forgeham) has been raping the boss, who wakes up and discovers Tanya and Jason’s deceit.

Chardonnay’s inferno: While celebrating her hen do before marrying Kyle Pascoe (Gary Lucy), glamour model Chardonnay Lane (Susie Amy) is approached by a group of drunken admirers wielding a candle stick. While attempting to light a cigarette, one of the gentlemen accidentally sets fire to the festive lei garland Chardonnay is sporting. Her chest is left severely burnt, leading to a breakdown for the model.

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Season Two, 2003: A hermaphrodite baby with a half-brother for a father, a fake rape allegation and a Champagne cliffhanger

Fury: Jason fathered a hermaphrodite son Paddy with his best friend Kyle's mum Jackie, behind his wife Tanya's back 

Fury: Jason fathered a hermaphrodite son Paddy with his best friend Kyle’s mum Jackie, behind his wife Tanya’s back 

Jackie and Jason’s baby: While breaking what was described as: ‘Rule one in the s***gers handbook’, Jason was indulging in one of his endless affairs – with his best friend Kyle’s mum Jackie. When Jackie discovers she’s pregnant, a mix-up meant Chardonnay believed it was she who was expecting. After much confusion, the family make the bold decision for the couple do adopt Jackie’s baby – although know one yet knows Jason is the father. Once it is announced, the family discover baby Paddy is a hermaphrodite – much to Jason’s disgust.

The Frank, Jason, Tanya Saga continues: In a bid to get away with their crime in the previous season, Tanya accuses Frank of raping her, however they are soon forced to settle outside court, much to the chairman’s chagrin.

Jason’s shock death: As the series concludes and Jason makes more and more enemies, he and Tanya decide to renew their wedding vows however she breaks up the ceremony by screaming at her husband. He then drunkenly heads to the roof where the menace suffers a slip, only for one of his many enemies to push him off using a Champagne bottle.

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Season Three, 2004: Death by anorexia, the introduction of the Gates clan and Frank’s being killed ‘by s**ging’

Ahem: In a bid to get rid of her beau Frank, after marrying in episode one, Tanya begins feeding him a lethal combination of Viagra, alcohol and cocaine

Ahem: In a bid to get rid of her beau Frank, after marrying in episode one, Tanya begins feeding him a lethal combination of Viagra, alcohol and cocaine

 Chardonnay’s death: The show opens with Chardonnay’s funeral after she died having fallen victim to anorexia however it is later revealed that she was Jason’s killer and was also riddled with guilt. 

Frank’s murder: In a bid to get rid of her beau Frank, after marrying in episode one, Tanya begins feeding him a lethal combination of Viagra, alcohol and cocaine before getting involved in energetic romping session – one of which eventually ends with his death – however he has the last laugh by piercing holes in their condoms and getting pregnant. 

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Season Four, 2005: Baby swapping, a rapist’s kidnap and an Internet lover’s suicide pact ambitions 

Oh dear: The baby swapping storyline was panned by critics 

Oh dear: The baby swapping storyline was panned by critics 

Baby swapping: Tanya swapped her own baby son, Troy with Amber’s son Pundarik when they were expecting at the same time – supposedly with Conrad Gates’ baby, yet after Frank’s dying revenge of impregnating, Tanya must push to make people believe Conrad is the father.

Darius gets his comeuppance: When the Earls Court gents go on holiday, it transpires one of the team raped one of the shot girls they partied with. Darius is unveiled as the rapist, so his victim Katie goes undercover as a nanny for Tanya before she kidnaps Darius on a boat to get her revenge.

Lucy’s botched escape attempts: When newbie Lucy Milligan attempts to get away from her controlling husband Bruno, she falls into the arms of a murderous doctor she met online. He tries to kill her in a suicide pact following his own wife’s death. When Conrad and Bruno try and save Lucy, Bruno accidentally shoots Conrad in a horror scene.

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Season Five, 2006: A VERY super star cast addition, a model’s destroyed good looks and a cannibalism scandal 

A superstar in their midst: Joining the cast was Joan Collins, who played Eva de Wolffe, the girlfriend of Earls Court's latest bright star Paulo Bardos

A superstar in their midst: Joining the cast was Joan Collins, who played Eva de Wolffe, the girlfriend of Earls Court’s latest bright star Paulo Bardos

Joan Collins arrives: Joining the cast was Joan Collins, who played Eva de Wolffe, the girlfriend of Earls Court’s latest bright star Paulo Bardosa. Tanya begins an affair with the hunk, shortly before she realises his bizarre relationship with Eva – as it transpires rather than be his lover, she is more an owner after rescuing him from a Brazilian orphanage.

Shattering news: Newbie footballer Tremaine Gidigbi and his stunning girlfriend Liberty Baker caused ructions when they entered the scene however their romance was shaken to its core when she starred in an advert in Japan which depicted her as a cannibal. After the controversy of the commercial, she is glassed in a nightclub – putting her modelling career in jeopardy